Sarah's Session Thirtyfive

“But some people are different. Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”

“Reinheit’s the best man.”

“The horse does not sleep in my room! He only appears when there’s trouble!”
“So when there’s a thunderstorm…”

“It’s not my fault we’re thunder-buddies!”

“Hoon! They’re crafty little dancers! They’ll shake anything that’s not nailed down!”

“She can’t move, but she’ll never fall down!”
“It’s the world’s first steampunk wedding dress!”

“It goes on like Iron Man’s armor and walks her down the aisle whether she wants to go or not.”

“I hire a group of engineers not burdened by morals to do a fireworks display for us…”

“Why morally ambiguous?”
“I want it to be awesome!”

“It was extremely convinced to come devour our city on this memorial day.”

“They’re like paladins! You can’t eat the shell, but the meat inside was fantastic!”

“Morally ambiguous fireworks!”
“It was a wonderful celebration – 27 courses, and only 6 peasants caught on fire!”

“They give you a bill for 1000 pingpong balls.”
“I hand it to the treasurer…”

“For those of you without the benefit of a long, sticky tongue, we have Feng to lengthen it for you.”

Wedding time!

“As in professional kobolds.”
“As opposed to the amature kobolds.”

“Don’t druids despoil nature despoilerers.”

“For the next three months, the kingdom considers it your duty to sire an heir.”
“Would that be riding? Because if it is, I got a 27.”

“Okay. I don’t want to decide what kind of check it is to determine whether you get your wife pregnant.”

“I do nothing to prevent the creation of smaller Andrii.”

Andros has a son
several years later, he has a second son, but wife does not survive

“What?! We spent 2 hours setting up a wedding, 7 seconds having sex, and then she dies?!”

“Well, if my wife is dead, what I really need is the spell Raise Child.”

“I don’t know that childbirth counts as a Death effect.”

we raise the wife again. And we feel guilty about it.

one year after 2nd son is born, we are invited to the tournament again

This year’s Rushlight has a special reward.
Rod of Lordly Might (rod of rulership)

Archery contest
contestant from Daggermark pulls out arrows other than those issued
we disqualify him

Log-cutting
Feng wins

“…all without spilling the glass of absinthe she was drinking when the chimera attacks.”
“Okay, that’s just too far.”

Boasting
we lose

jousting
Char wins like whoa

We win the tournament

There is a sending

Sarah's Session Thirtyfive

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